The Continuing Adventures of Michael Waltrip and Twitter

Written by ScottiePP7 on October 22, 2009 – 11:39 AM -

Everyone keeps staring at me. I think they know who I am.

Trust me, no one knows who you are.

No wait. Check that. My pants were unzipped. Darnnit.

There we go.

I attempted to try and tie this into some cool story about Waltrip or NASCAR but that’s almost impossible because the lack of anything cool by either party. So here is the most badass thing Waltrip’s ever done – from Wikipedia

On Saturday, April 7th of 2007 the Catawba County, North Carolina Highway Patrol reported that Waltrip was driving approximately 70 miles per hour in a 55 mile-per-hour zone when at about 1:50 a.m. he lost control of his Toyota Land Cruiser which resulted in missing a curve. After going off of the road’s right side Waltrip then veered back across the pavement then onto the road’s left shoulder. After sliding sideways his vehicle collided with a utility pole resulting in an rollover with the vehicle finally resting on its side. A neighbor of Waltrip’s testified that she witnessed Michael crawl out of the top of the vehicle (at that angle the passenger doors) then leave the scene of the accident barefoot, carrying his shoes, through the woods on the mile journey to his home.

Everyone keeps staring at me. I think they know who I am.

Trust me, no one knows who you are.

No wait. Check that. My pants were unzipped. Darnnit.

There we go.

I attempted to try and tie this into some cool story about Waltrip or NASCAR but that’s almost impossible because the lack of anything cool by either party. So here is the most badass thing Waltrip’s ever done – from Wikipedia

On Saturday, April 7th of 2007 the Catawba County, North Carolina Highway Patrol reported that Waltrip was driving approximately 70 miles per hour in a 55 mile-per-hour zone when at about 1:50 a.m. he lost control of his Toyota Land Cruiser which resulted in missing a curve. After going off of the road’s right side Waltrip then veered back across the pavement then onto the road’s left shoulder. After sliding sideways his vehicle collided with a utility pole resulting in an rollover with the vehicle finally resting on its side. A neighbor of Waltrip’s testified that she witnessed Michael crawl out of the top of the vehicle (at that angle the passenger doors) then leave the scene of the accident barefoot, carrying his shoes, through the woods on the mile journey to his home.


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Vernon Davis Sets Up a Cheap Pun

Written by Wille Beamen on October 20, 2009 – 1:41 PM -

Got a meeting, then im going to catch a few balls and get a massage

When your coach is famous for dropping his pants to motivate players, I’m going to suggest using the phrase “catch a few passes” instead.


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Finally Thurman Thomas Weighs in on Balloon Boy

Written by cokezero on October 16, 2009 – 2:54 PM -

When I first read about Balloon Boy I wondered what retired Buffalo Bill Thurman Thomas would have to say about it…

2 reality shows,this balloon,and they take there kids to chase tornadoes!!!!

Balloon family needs there butt beat in public

I love the internet


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A Lesson in How to Motivate Redskins…

Written by Wille Beamen on October 15, 2009 – 10:37 AM -

Here’s Larry Brown, Redskins running back from 1969-1976:

#redskins Regardless of all the noise, the Redskins (players) have a financial responsibility to play at a higher level.

Larry is right.  The Redskins players owe the fans to continue putting out an effort, despite what looks to be a lost season.

Unforunately, that’s  no way to inspire players to play well on the football field.  And if Zorn is using that for his motivational speech, it’s not going to go well.  Besides, if that method did work, Daniel Snyder would be the best owner in the league instead of the worst.

But Larry Brown may not have been paying much attention to this year’s football.  He just noticed this yesterday:

#redskins The airwaves have turned quite negative today, I hope the Redskins are listening.

It’s been negative for a long time, Larry.  I would say since 1999.


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Can Andrew Bogut Live Up to His Own Hype?

Written by Wille Beamen on October 14, 2009 – 3:27 PM -

Did you ever see that episode of The Office when Michael Scott promises everyone a big surprise at the end of the day?  Then it turns out he had nothing planned and walked out awkwardly with everyone watching him?

Exciting announcement coming soon for Bucks fans in Milwaukee!

Stay tuned…


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