Craig Sager’s Suit Explodes Televisions, Twitterverse

Written by Wille Beamen on May 18, 2010 – 12:37 PM -

Here’s what I don’t get.  There are two parts to Craig Sager’s job: Speak clearly, and don’t look like a blind person who banged his tailor’s wife.

Craig only succeeds on one of these.  So why is he still there?  How did he get started doing this?

Did he show up at his first game in a regular suit, then slowly slip in ties with obnoxious patterns and white-trash-couch-cushion blazers?

Or did he don his full regalia on the first day and scream, “You can’t fire me! DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS!”

What is the corporate structure over there that allows him to get away with this?

In case you haven’t seen Craig before…

Don Cherry’s at least got a flamboyant personality to match his wild suits.  Sager’s got all the originality of the Cleveland Cav’s offensive strategy.

I’ll never understand this man.

Fortunately, anyone who was anyone was watching the Lakers play the Suns last night.  And they all had something to say about The Artist Formerly Known as Craig Sager.

I got dizzy after looking at craig sager's suit... Missed party of the game

Blake Griffin’s equilibrium has been thrown off, he took a tumble, and he’ll miss next season for the Clippers.  Thanks, Craig.

Craig C'mon Son your suit game is bogus!!!! #quitwithurcircusantics

Royal Ivey gets the award for Best-Sager-Related-Hashtag.

if you watch the pre game with players walking into arena or post game, who's outfits are outlandishly garbage?
Sager doesn't count, his outfits are terrible I mean a hooper.. Kobe's m.j. jacket, D. Wades school boy look.. etc...

Chris Weber disqualifies Craig for performance-enhancing-duds.

What the hell Does Craig Sager have on

Donyell Marshall questions Craig’s outift.  And Marshall has a sense of style.  He’s obviously a fan of the classic Three Wolves t-shirt.

Craig Sager stole a costume from "Alice in Wonderland" and wore it to the Laker game. He's gonna get caught, I just know it.

I’ll buy it.  Fortunately we finally got a tweet with a pic of Sager’s suit…

Is Sager serious wit that suit lmao http://yfrog.com/5u807vj

And the twit pic…

At this point, it seems like everyone on Twitter is watching this basketball game.  At least everyone involved in basketball is.  Well, almost everyone…


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