The Finger Wag – Athletes using Twitter and Social Media to their Disadvantage

Sometimes I just like to post a Desean Jackson tweet to see if anyone knows what the hell he is talking about:

deseanjackson10

(deseanjackson10)

I use to run my whole block like obama and them ya digg we on now wassup.... where they at On 10:05 PM Apr 22nd 2010 from Swift

Anyone? Anyone?

Everyone has that one friend. The guy who stays out a little later, drinks a little more and generally has more exciting stories than you do. The type of buddy that every once in awhile you wake up to a text message from them at about 4 AM and you think either the dude is in a fight or something hilarious is happening.

DeSean Jackson is that guy.

Somehow we were not following DeSean on twitter or else this would have happened sooner. We were made aware of DeSean’s twitter gold mine by not one but two sources (we will have another story later today). After reading his account all I can say is “wow”.

First off, quite often, he is “ALL THE WAY TURNT UP!”

This is just a random sample of a DeSean tweet…

deseanjackson10

(deseanjackson10)

On this fly pimpn cali is active in vegas on my shiiiiit ALL THE WAAAAAAY TURNT UP..... WE DID THAT CLUB PURE POPN.... I TELL YA... STILL ON On 8:05 AM Apr 17th 2010 from Swift

I have no idea what “pure pron” is, I’m sorry I tried. The only thing I learned from google is that it is in fact a porn site. I have however learned what “Turnt Up” is, according to urband dictionary:

A state of altered consciousness inducced by alcohol or narcotics, also being happy and excited and energetic!

Ok…

Let’ss review DeSean’s Saturday night, remember he did all this ALL THE WAY TURNT UP!

deseanjackson10

(deseanjackson10)

We jus ATE great now we at club XS. ONCE AGAIN ALL THE WAAAAY TURNT UP... WE WALKN IN THE CLUB AND OL DUDE TELL 4 TO CHECC THE BACCPAC On 6:57 AM Apr 18th 2010 from Swift

So a typical start, get some food in the stomach and prep for a night on the town. Remember, ALL TURNT UP!

deseanjackson10

(deseanjackson10)

WHAT HE THOUGHT WE WAS GONNA DO IT 4 TELL'EM ITS HIS MAAAAAN PURSE. LMAO... I SAY AY HOMIE I'M DJACC AND THAT'S HIS SATCHEL.. THAT'S CLASSIC On 6:59 AM Apr 18th 2010 from Swift

Pulling out a hangover quote? Really? From reading this it seem there was an altercation of some sort with one of DeSean’s group needing to have their bags checked. Naturally his response to the bouncer is “IM DJACC”. Which unless he was literally at Lincoln Finical Field I’m sure did not work.

Let us continue:

deseanjackson10

(deseanjackson10)

#wtf# again.Ladies i repeat Ladies. This shit is foul.#knockitoff.To much Toe. http://tweetphoto.com/18932876<< stop it plz.. I don't get it On 7:53 AM Apr 18th 2010 from Swift

Here we have an odd obsession of DeSean’s. The guy HATES open toe sandals. I have no opinion either way on this open toe debate. The thing I find odd is, what woman stood still and let him take this picture of her feet? Who would do that?

deseanjackson10

(deseanjackson10)

This asain dude way turnt up in tha club damn somebody help this dude plz.. he need a carry out. help him asap!! http://yfrog.com/0zhgsrwj On 7:50 AM Apr 18th 2010 from yfrog

This one is great, seriously check out the picture. He took a pic of a random dude at the club passed out with a dollar bill laying on his chest. I may have to check this twitter account every morning.