The Finger Wag – Athletes using Twitter and Social Media to their Disadvantage

Here at The Finger Wag we try to ensure everything we write about is actually written by the athlete themselves and not an imposter. I have to break that rule today.

There is no way this Michael Jordan twitter account is real, but I sure as hell wish it was. It would make my man-crush on him a million times worse. Here is a sample:

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(Michael Jordan)

I think I'm done with eating Green peppers. They are the worst pepper, and always make a meal worse. On 1:32 PM May 8th 2010 from web

How true is that?!? I fucking HATE green peppers. I once got a western omlet and it had green peppers in it and I almost threw up! They are the worst!

Here is another wonderfully true statement:

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(Michael Jordan)

Sometimes, I have a week or two when I remember how great pop music in the 80s was. This week is one of those times. On 12:10 PM Apr 13th 2010 from web

And finally, one of my favorites:

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(Michael Jordan)

I had a dream last night about lots of cats and enormous rabbits in a barn. On 2:30 PM Jun 18th 2010 from web

God damn I wish this was him…