The Finger Wag - Athletes using Twitter and Social Media to their Disadvantage » Fake Tweets http://thefingerwag.thesquandernetwork.com The Only Sports Blog on the Internet Fri, 22 Oct 2010 01:54:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Fake Michael Jordan has the best Twitter Account Ever http://thefingerwag.thesquandernetwork.com/2010/06/23/fake-michael-jordan-has-the-best-twitter-account-ever/ http://thefingerwag.thesquandernetwork.com/2010/06/23/fake-michael-jordan-has-the-best-twitter-account-ever/#comments Wed, 23 Jun 2010 14:00:24 +0000 ScottiePP7 http://thefingerwag.thesquandernetwork.com/?p=643 Here at The Finger Wag we try to ensure everything we write about is actually written by the athlete themselves and not an imposter. I have to break that rule today.

There is no way this Michael Jordan twitter account is real, but I sure as hell wish it was. It would make my man-crush on him a million times worse. Here is a sample:

I think I'm done with eating Green peppers. They are the worst pepper, and always make a meal worse.

On 8-5-2010 13:32:26 from web

How true is that?!? I fucking HATE green peppers. I once got a western omlet and it had green peppers in it and I almost threw up! They are the worst!

Here is another wonderfully true statement:

Sometimes, I have a week or two when I remember how great pop music in the 80s was. This week is one of those times.

On 13-4-2010 12:10:26 from web

And finally, one of my favorites:

I had a dream last night about lots of cats and enormous rabbits in a barn.

On 18-6-2010 14:30:02 from web

God damn I wish this was him…
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