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Serena Williams Slowly Descends into a 21st Century Breakdown

Written by ScottiePP7 on April 23, 2010 – 2:03 PM -

See what I did there? You like it don’t you?

I have noticed a disturbing fact on Serena’s twitter account lately. She has an obsession and they are never good. For a woman who is talked about in rap songs so frequently you wouldn’t think she has problems in the dating department, but apparently our little Serena has a crush. It appears Serena’s obsession is with the band Green Day and in particular it’s lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong

Now a man who knows his stuff when it comes to obsession and borderline sociopathy, we can smell our own and I am worried about her.

Like all obsession’s it starts off quite simply

Listening to @greenday song called uptight. Thats my mood Now. Love @greenday. Going 2 their broadway shoe on Tuesday in NYC. Can't wait! On 3:33 PM Apr 16th 2010 from Tweetie

Then you find some people who share your interest, help you feel like it’s not crazy:

OMG @bicmacVikings knows @greenday music we are best friends for life!! I LOVE @ GREENDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On 5:23 AM Apr 18th 2010 from UberTwitter

Then you act on your obsession

Omg just said hi to billie joe armstrong!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh On 11:52 PM Apr 20th 2010 from UberTwitter

and finally, admitting your situation

@andyroddick @serenajwilliams lol I am a stalker!!! Lol and u r jealous!! Hahah whoooo I'm @greenday official stalker!! On 1:33 AM Apr 21st 2010 from UberTwitter in reply to andyroddick

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I'm krazzzzzy!! Haahahahhahahhahhaha On 6:08 PM Apr 20th 2010 from UberTwitter

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